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01 / WHY $GRUNTLE

FINAL REFUGE FOR THE PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED

$GRUNTLE is a presale for people who no longer need promises about the moon. It is a deadpan survival instrument wrapped in mud, bureaucracy, and terminal green. The brand does not celebrate volatility. It survives it.

Adult Swim vector energyBureaucratic survival fictionTerminal-grade satirePost-apocalyptic community bait

A / BRAND

DEADPAN BY DESIGN

No rocket emojis. No fake urgency. The interface reads like a tired government terminal because the market already did enough screaming.

B / LORE

MUD-BACKED NARRATIVE

Gruntle remains unbothered while everything else burns. The project leans fully into refuge, fatigue, and collapse-era humor.

C / COMMUNITY

TERMINAL-GRADE CITIZENS

This is for lurkers, doom-scrollers, and chart survivors who still want something memorable to rally around.

D / MEMETICS

LOW HYPE, HIGH SIGNAL

The iconography is blunt, the mascot is durable, and the worldbuilding makes the presale feel like a system instead of another generic landing page.

02 / HOW TO BUY

REFUGE INTAKE PROCEDURE

Participation is mechanically simple. Emotionally, the damage is already done.

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STEP_01

CONNECT A CRYPTO WALLET

Present a functioning wallet to the terminal. Confidence is optional.

STEP_02

CHOOSE PURCHASE ASSET

Select ETH, USDT, USDC or BNB and submit whatever scrap survived the market.

STEP_03

LOCK YOUR ALLOCATION

Review current stage pricing, enter an amount, and transmit for compliance.

STEP_04

AWAIT CLAIM WINDOW

Remain seated until the intake terminal announces claim instructions.

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05 / TOKENOMICS buckets

The Doomsday Vault

Locked securely in a multi-sig bunker. This ecosystem treasury is reserved strictly for future CEX listings, building utilities, or bribing whatever passes for authority these days.

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05 / TOKENOMICS

SUPPLY ALLOCATION TABLE

BUCKET

SHARE

The Doomsday Vault

25%

Apocalypse Awareness

20%

The Deep Mud Reserve

20%

The Scavenger Fund

20%

The Mud Pit

10%

Hibernation Staking

5%

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ROADMAP.LOG

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PHASE.01

INITIALIZATION

COMPLETE
>$ Activate hibernation staking for passive mud accumulation
>$ Establish social channels for wasteland lurkers
>$ Launch the $GRUNTLE presale intake terminal
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PHASE.02

LIQUIDITY.PROVISION

IN.PROGRESS
>$ Deploy marketing rations to Web3 scavengers
>$ Expand apocalypse awareness to fill the presale cap
>$ Close presale intake and initiate token claims
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PHASE.03

COMMUNITY.EXPANSION

PENDING
>$ Lock presale funds into the decentralized mud pit
>$ Launch $GRUNTLE on public crypto exchanges
>$ Secure tracking listings on CoinMarketCap and CoinGecko
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PHASE.04

REFUGE.PROTOCOL

SCHEDULED
>$ Bribe whatever is left of authority for CEX listings
>$ Sit in the mud and establish permanent refuge
>$ Establish permanent refuge

07 / FAQ

COMMON PRESALE INCIDENTS

Standard questions continue arriving from the wreckage. Responses are below.